we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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