Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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