Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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