I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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