get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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