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What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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