If that was your dad, he is hot
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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