i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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