I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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