hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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