we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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