Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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