Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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