I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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