About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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