i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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