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(812): View more from Indiana

So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions

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(207): View more from Maine

this boner is exhausting

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(305): View more from Florida

God, you're like boner-b-gone

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(985): View more from Louisiana

It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones

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(818): View more from California

Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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(626): View more from California

I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.

(440): View more from Ohio

and SLEEP god I love sleep

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(519): View more from Ontario

Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?

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