The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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