This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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