: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i already hear my dad disowning me
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Drunk is not a location!
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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