Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
