so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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