If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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