Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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