Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Randomize
