Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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