You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
