Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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