Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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