I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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