fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
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