i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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