i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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