so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Randomize
