i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
too bad you live with your parents still
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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