just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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