he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm having to shit out rocks
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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