If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
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