its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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