She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
we're so committed to being not committed
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