ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
