i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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