who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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