She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
