Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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