I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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