You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You're a waste of cheezeits
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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