come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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