just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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