school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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