I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I'm jealous of your bromance
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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