Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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