the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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